Hey, let’s not forget Sherry Birkin, who apparently ages at a slower rate than normal humans (?!) so that I guess moving forward she’ll always appear to be in her 20s.

Chris Redfield is old. His first appearance was in 1997. Jill Valentine is old. Rebecca Chambers is old. Claire is old.

As someone with a fairly beefy gaming PC, Microsoft has done almost nothing to make me want an Xbox since honestly like 2004.

Jokes tend to be funny.  What you wrote, was not.

Xbox One actually had the stronger of the two announced launch lineups, but price and piss poor messaging - in addition to three solid years of whittling away amassed goodwill prior to the One’s launch - is what did it in. You are correct that Microsoft assumed loyalty would carry the day, but were flawed in their…

I’m still struggling that Pragmata isn’t a Kojima game. The whole time, even when they get to the moon, I’m thinking “He’s gonna take his helmet off and it’s going to be Norman Reedus, right? RIGHT?!?”

And even as a GTA nut, I’m kinda scratching my head at the GTA announcement.

Consider it shorthand for “games we didn’t get to give a full blog to.”

I want to know more about the cybercat in Pragmata. The kitty better not have died!

Open your heart Lozzle.

I don’t think there could have been better news from this reveal and this is how I feel right now...

Why the fuck else do you think I’m excited for GT7?

Who else is looking forward to performing precision braking around a bunch of cones for hours before you can race anything worthwhile?

“His story comes to a close” implies either this is the end of Ethan’s story or Chris’s story.

I second this. Starting with Dark Souls 3 is not the worst thing, but it’s a bad idea.

Whoa, who would say that? Dark Souls 1 is great. They’re all great, but 1 is great.

Probably nostalia, but it’s still my favorite Souls game. I like that it’s shorter, I had I think 12 new game plus’? 

So hyped. An incredible showing from Sony - the best “E3" they’ve had in memory. The ONLY thing that would have made it better was a Dragon’s Dogma 2 announcement - oh well, maybe next year.

Turns out that one was a joke. Their profile is also BLM stuff.

I had to reread many times, I was sure i read it wrong but damn, this shit is funny. 

This is the last straw.