Coming next year from some hack director is gonna be a movie about people doing bad karate in a mall or something and they're gonna call it the Legend of Korra just to fuck with us.

CORRECT! TOAD MUCUS!

This was my moment, and I had actual, non-pineapple work to do. Oh well.

That parenthetical really is pretty awful.

Dead Wake is next on my to-read list! Are you enjoying it?

It can prove two things.

"The night is dark, and full of terrors" always struck me as a riff on "It was a dark and stormy night," mostly because it seems like GRRM would use a phrase like that just to make himself chuckle anytime said it with an air of gravity.

The AV Club

I sat here, thinking "I don't need to click 'see more.' I know what it says. It says the only thing it could possibly say."

I Kant believe it's still going on!

It's gonna be one hell of a bowel movement. When it's over, he'll be lucky if he has any bones left.

Yeah, but, he'll probably still get 2-3 mentions a week here.

Instead, cast Emma Stone as one.

The professy will help!

Yikes.

I was proposing a new rule, which is that if it exists, there's a mouse of it.

…rule 35?

I'm prepared to use creative and dynamic management types.

Dibs on middle management!

"arms"