I still can't read her name without hearing it in my head.

And, frankly, a pretty great NMH reference in the name.

TWO records!

So yes, I know where we are and how silly this is. But there's something about you asking if it "actually" happened that is making me laugh a lot right now.

The tone in the cashier's voice is so, so perfect.

"The flower would also have been acceptable" is the only line I consistently remember from this episode, but it always makes me laugh.

It works on so many levels!

Hooray!

Probably my favorite album of early high school. And one of the only albums from those days that I can still listen to and enjoy all the way through.

Looks like both.

It will play in Peoria.

Alright alright alright

How has this not been at least a great sketch somewhere?

OR: the rotting carcass of a whale, perhaps?

The only good bits of Bender's Game were in the poop farm. Nibbler describing his torturous life, followed by inhaling a chicken and offhandedly commenting "those are good" gets me every time.

If I should accidentally put too much lotion on my hands, perhaps I could rub some of it onto you?

I often find myself saying "Kif, we have a conundrum" in difficult situations. It rarely improves the situations, but I feel better.