I rented a convertible Mustang in Orlando several years ago to go on a long road trip to Key West (holy cow does it take forever to traverse Florida) with my uncle, who was in a losing battle with cancer at the time.

Fun to drive. Carries way more than you would think. Reliable. Inexpensive to buy and run. Ridiculously easy to park anywhere. Light, tossable, wheeee!

I fit two single beds and a side table from Ikea in mine with the hatch closed.

Is there only a single seat in the Fit? 

You've clearly never driven a Fit.

I had an ‘09 Fit, and you would be amazed at how much crap you can stuff in that car. It’s like a friggin void. Also was more fun to drive than my previous Civic (‘05 EX SE manual). I definitely have a soft spot for the Fit. 

sounds like you don’t know wtf you’re talking about.  So please.... keep going!  I’m hanging on every word.

Please star this post if you think “M3” should only ever be used for the iconic BMW model, and never be used to refer to the Tesla Model 3.

3rd gear: The E golf is the price of a Model 3 with less performance that the Chevy Bolt. Unless you are a die hard Golf fan there’s no reason to buy one.

To be fair the redesign is basically some rouge on a rogue

I assure you that millionaires do not necessarily have taste. See also: the continued existence of Mansory.

I hope it’s just as wild as the Corolla S they used to sell here. Man, that right there was a hot car.

Not quite...but I heard if you offer them a case of toilet paper they will call it a deal. :D

Tom if I push hard enough some dealer will give me a car for free just so they can report one more unit sale right? 

The xB is basically a Corolla with a funky body in it.

If you don’t get to work I might die, so please buy a Corolla.

Vans are more practical for pretty much everything you just mentioned.

You do realize that a lot of people actually work for a living and need trucks, right? That Kale salad you are eating was grown by a farmer that needed a truck. That structure you are living in was built by contractors that needed a truck. The internet you are using to post was installed by a person who was driving a…

Lol there are no frills like windows at Jalopnik HQ

Reality is so fucking weird right now.