“(or petitioning the city to tear down their house for the obviously needed additional parking)”

The good news is he doesn’t miss you either. Win-win.

Found the guy fucking with Korey’s car.

Get the car wrapped in neon orange. Never de-escalate.

Didn't work. Still remember the last 20 years of Will Smith's career.

At that price point there is very little plastic in the S90. If you look at the pictures, the dash and door panels are leather. My ‘17 is almost completely leather, wood, and metal.

The cool thing about VWs is that they are equally unreliable no matter what country they come from. They are very consistent in their inability to source a functional water pump.

Yes, because that’s what a full size, luxury sedan calls for.

In Mexican Tsuru, crumple zones YOU!

Yeah, I myself had issues with that “hot take”:

Can’t even handle the heat from that hot take