Sorry, you can’t say “All we know is” either;(

Like this, but for doors!

George said it best.

tribal mathematicians were the first to engineer the mobile pyramid. Some egyptologists think that this was the economy car of the soul in the afterlife.

Preferably ridiculously-sized Michigan State Patrol lights.

This is how the system is supposed to work. Completely. My faith in the process has been ever-so-slightly restored.

Does this have the typical GM “It’s almost a great car...except” syndrome? Or did they actually build a complete car this time?

Foxtrot Alpha, dickface.

Man, I love this thing, but there are three glaring issues to me:

-It’s still front wheel drive, but now has 600hp. Nope nope nope.

But really Top Gear has been in Simpsons for years.

(1.) The car tells you when it’s in Park both on the dash and gear stick. You ALWAYS check this before you exit any car.

I think this has happened before and there IS some staining. The 2 “Little Trees” air fresheners hanging off the steering column are probably there to mask the odor of the last guy that terror shat himself.

Dear Tom,

Father? Is that you?

Obligatory.

You know there is more than one Z06 owner out there who was planning to buy an F-Type R or M6, but his (third) wife complained that he already bought another yacht last month and he has a deposit down for a Ford GT. So he compromised and bought the Corvette.