I’d have to have one in “Retirement Tan” and the dealer added option of stock E 400 wheels with a debadge treatment for the ultimate sleeper.

At least if he suggestively asks her if she’d like go “burn rubber” there’s a 50% change it’s not a sleazy sexual innuendo.

Harley Davidson: The most effective way to convert gasoline into noise without the adverse side effect of horsepower.

That’s fair, but they make “67 Camaro” guy look like he has Joe Dirt’s car.

Kind of disappointed the Mopar people weren’t represented here. I’m not saying they’re bad - but they make the “numbers matching” people look like beginners and the “Corvette” people look like they don’t really like their marque. Walking history lessons - and they drive the car. It’s quite impressive, really.

I had a suicidal Tom-Tom back in the days when that was a viable brand. It would repeatedly try to send me down the wrong way on one way streets or actively tell me it was “recalculating” if I drove on the correct side of a divided highway. It also once told me to take an immediate right when I was on top of an…

There was not a actual gas shortage, there was an induced shortage caused by media BS. Just like Wal-Mart has plenty of milk, until every person in DFW goes to buy 4 gallons on the same day.

If this works as well as Cadillac’s other recent technological innovations I foresee not being able to describe this without using the word “cluster”.

Texans mirror hangy thing be damned, viewing this through a shattered windshield just adds panache that Hollywood can’t match.

Call it a Hellcat and then get pissy when it spews fire? Kind of hypocritical if you ask me.

That sounds like the easy way to build a lot of “limited release” cars. It’s 1/1!!

I want to see Ken Block pilot one of those insane little jet boats. Aquakhana.

So Chuck Norris is a crew chief now? TIL.

The Challenger/Charger Dayonta thing is kind of neat. I applaud the guy for the attempt, and it looks well done - but the new car’s pudgy lines just don’t pull that look off well. Kind of like wearing your letter jacket in your 40's.

Fancy Kristen has the best stories.

Still a Unimog, nothing else matters. I’m sure shit is crooked for a perfectly good German engineering reason. Function > Form. Asymmetrical tires are all the rage, why not an asymmetrical M-B? Dammit I want a Unimog.

These may not have the look or interior quality that every one loves, but these are actually good cars. That is a decent price for what it is even without the turbo kit as low mile late 4th gens are getting quite hard to find. Although, the added power of the turbo begs the question of how long a stock T56/10 bolt…

I’ll be honest, I read nothing. Just saw Unimog. Unimog = best thing ever. That is all.

Well, I’ve heard stories. Not my thing - gosh, that’s a whole different ball of rice entirely.

Except for the tires denoting otherwise, that really looks like the hi-res wireframe cutaway of a completely different battery powered device.