It’s like it started to Transform and midway through said, “Fuck it, this will do.”

It was honestly a good car when it came out in 2001. It was stylish, decent bargain, reasonably equipped, and fairly fuel efficient.

Case closed

You’ve never been to Canada?

This gets my seal of approval.

CL ftw

That just looks like Dark Helmet's car.

The police released the following sketch of the perpetrator:

POTD!

Step 2.5 - Rebadge as Dodge

That thing is kind of neat, but at the same time absolutely awful. Kudos to whoever buys it. (Can I get out of the grays please?)

“Gotta Catch ‘Em All” doesn’t include plant life, bro.

Uh, bro:

No disassemble!

I got drunk and almost put my jamrod in a shocktwirler on a dare once, but I was afraid it would slice the brisket and I wouldn’t be able to father any more skrats.

This whole conversation gets my stars and my heart. I will join you all on the shuffleboard surface.

I think Tesla has opened a huge can of worms.

I’ll join you and we can play some board games.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW.

yes! reboot season 2 episode 1 part 1, DOT complicity in orchestrating Alien colonization! Part 2, monster-of-the-week The Stig!

Part of the reason Tesla’s been able to keep going, despite its long (and not unexpected profitability) has been CEO Elon Musk’s uncanny ability to convince shareholders to keep pumping money into the company.