Camaro/1957 Bel Air “Custom”

The color was changed...but I suspect this vehicle is credited with the wrong Pink Panther character.

Not to be insensitive...but don’t we all technically drive with our heads?

Big, heavy Sprinter goes to the tow truck while the RX collects its thoughts. Well played, Google.

#slowlivesmatter

It wasn’t nearly as nice/rare of a car...but I feel the pain:

All I can see is a widened version of the Tron light cycle.

Only that channel? But...but...what about Roadkill? That show is MINT!

I don’t get it. Is ~285 mph regarded as wildly irresponsible, while 261 mph is perfectly acceptable?

Four things the Smart is good for:

TIL: Toyota made both a Cressida and a Cresta. Kind of confusing...but I guess it’s still better than a Corvette and Chevette.

I may or may not have consumed copious amounts of adult beverage last night/this morning...and that spinning preview may or may not be causing a rumbly in my tumbly. I think my head spinning in an opposite direction may be exacerbating the condition.

Will the caterers be worth a shit?

This seemed eerily fitting:

I don’t come here to live out a Copy Editor or English Teacher fantasy...so all I’ll say is: That’s hilarious.

Just a few that come to mind real quick:

I’m just glad to know the ATS-V doesn’t have ‘99 Cobra syndrome.

Somebody better let Eastwood, Jones, Sutherland, and Garner know they need to saddle up, we have another job for them. Or...I dunno - canonically I guess Jones would have to be left out of it.

Once you’ve worked for a dealership you realize beyond a shadow of a doubt it’s an extremely broken system.

Bwahahaha. Not what I meant, but now I’m sad we didn’t get to drive through a building.