Tell me again how Dodge got the 722 trans?

Follow up: Didn’t realize Drive A Tank in MN was where you did this, too. The folks there are really awesome and go far out of their way to make sure you have a great time. Myself and another guy did this as a bachelor party (beat the crap out of a strip club) - and we were the only two there that day. I guarantee we…

Drive-a-Tank in Mn was absolutely the most fun I’ve had. I’d recommend driving a tank and crushing a car to anyone out there.

This might as well just be my avatar.

Git him liquored up and give him a go at Watkins Glen.

Best Conga line ever.

Maybe...but Daimler tried that and it failed.

That’s about 750#’s of moving motorcycle to stop. Not exactly like kicking a bicycle over.

Again, I’m no Apple fanboi - but Apple is generally regarded for having a quality, well thought out product. FCA is generally known for the exact opposite.

OOOhhh. So pretty.

I’m my (much) younger days I used to sit behind some shrubs at my grandmother’s house where people used a shortcut. If they came down the shortcut, I would smack their windshield with a single shot from my paintball gun. They would then turn on the wipers...which only smeared it. I’m not sure if I’m proud or ashamed…

I’m far from an Apple fan in general, but Apple without Steve Jobs seems to be a lot like Top Gear without Clarkson: It’s still there, and it’s not horrible - but the “magic” seems to be lost.

Ha ha ha! Has Cpt. Slow tried to test drive it?

I’m told that if you’ll trade in your Mustang, that urge with subside over time.

Unreleased detail: This was in front of the pole.

It would also introduce a new horoscope type issue. “Oh, you’re an FE? Gosh, I’m a Gen 3/4 SBC. It’ll never work. I’m best suited for a B/RB.”

That’s true...but I’m not sure that’s exclusive to the Jezebel women.

Nailed it.

Hmm...I think Jezebel is the exact opposite of what I’d want. Maybe I’ll just find a nice brown Volvo wagon to settle down with.

The “Cosmo Car” post highlighted something I never knew - there are a lot of women on Jalopnik.