One (even I'll admit: crazy) Chinese mag even dubbed it "Car of the Year" three times in a row.

Uhhh? The only version of the fortwo that's touted for its "hyper efficiency" is the Electric Drive. Seriously, look at their site. They don't even really mention fuel economy on the petrol models.

yes! 1.500.000 cars up to the end of 2013 isn't what I would call Failure

10.) Smart ForTwo

Count Chocula's daughter?

Anything looking remotely like this. If anyone can come up with a purpose for this please chime in...

Bro Dozers. Big, loud, driven aggressively, rarely seen off asphalt, hard to get into. Pretty useless.

The smart fortwo (or Smart Car, to most) = Dumb Car.

If they stopped selling rebadged GM product that would help.

Nope, sorry...the BMW stereotype is well-earned.

"Aw, I'm sorry... I had no idea how this machine worked." -Starlord

Doug I invite you to come drive my 2006 Smart ForTwo CDI with the 0.8L Turbo Diesel. I dont bother hypermiling and still average no less than 70mpg weekly. 50% City & HWY Driving. Hell I'll do 80mph in that thing passing other cars and I still get 70mpg. When I do "Hypermile" and hypermiling to me is simply…

The plot of this game reveals that the northern penguins are aliens and they secretly run the government from their secret arctic underground layer.

Completely true story: I went to Momocon in Atlanta this year and was dressed as Dr. Krieger from Archer. When I would get stopped by someone when I didn't want to talk, I would shout "Smoke bomb!" and run away. Costumes can, surprisingly, be an introverts best friend.

For the record, your claim about pollution from battery production is an urban myth with respect to the Prius, which uses NiMH batteries that can be completely recycled. Cars with lithium-ion batteries are much more of a concern.

I've done it in an 1:15-ish, but you don't go seeing me advertising it.

Well shit negro! That's the only cosplay you had to show me.

Current helmets don't stop concussions.

Not at all. On Android Lastpass has both universal form filling throughout the OS, and a custom keyboard that can be used to manually select the password you are looking for from a list. In addition to the security benefits, it's waay easier to use than manually typing in passwords, particularly if you use…