Better question: Where's Crow?

How about those folks who STOP on the on-ramp?!?!

This comment is like the Rita Hayworth of comments. So beautiful.

Let's all take a moment to appreciate Oklahoma's method of crowd control: half-heartedly rolling a bicycle at people.

See, "Abortion does not compute with my philosophy" would be just fine as long she understood that her personal philosophy has fuck all to do with whether or not a medical procedure should be legal, but I'm guessing that's not the case. I mean, hell, vaginoplasty and Botox don't "compute with my philosophy," but I'm…

- spaceship sound effect from The Jetsons

12 year old me would have really "enjoyed" Cassiopeia or Athena in this outfit.

Smart owner here saying "Go fuck yourself!" :D

You got Lindelof'd

I have to agree w/ Obi-D2. If Lindelof is involved it may start well, but I have concerns about how it ends. He seems to get 'lost' in his own head. He's worse than Ron D. Moore.

A mystery with no answers, great fodder for Damon Lindelof.

Here's the one and only winning idea that would actually be winning: Full-fledged, fully-formed single-player campaign (co-op would be acceptable). At least 11 hours long. And an offline tutorial to learn the ropes before jumping online if online is your thing.

When he pwns n00bs on XBL, he calls them poopieheads.

All I hear in my head is Cleveland Brown saying "No, no, no no!"

This doesn't count as around the globe, in the same way you could walk around the globe in a few seconds if you were on the north or south pole. Around the globe counts when you also cross the equator.

They finally got it right.

Definitely in a good way. Probably the best "real" interpretation of the coveralls that anyone could have hoped for.

"From the guy who think that nipples on super suit are part of super hero History (maybe true) and therefore is a good idea (totally not true).

Remember Indiana Jones. Does that look like the cup of a carpenter/philosopher? Christ according to the bible wasn't a fancy guy.

I’m guessing that in order to have a 24 hr fighter plane support you would need a constant fresh supply of fighter planes; fighter planes at best have something like a 2,000 mile capability with extra fuel tanks. So, this plane will find itself constantly circling an aircraft carrier group. At some point several…