A bunch of boxes Tetris-stacked, a 1:6 scale PT Cruiser, and a kitchen table...all in a smart’s boot.

This wouldn’t be a problem if everyone drove a Steinwinter Supercargo.

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Lambos on fire off the shoulder of Angeles Crest Highway. I watched B-pillars glitter in the dark near the JPL. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

There’s an entire S3 episode about Michael threatening to “pretend” to kill himself in a way that would’ve likely killed him (jumping off the roof onto a bouncy castle). It starts of with him doing it for sympathy but turns into him having a bit of an actual crisis and they have to talk him down.

I’m not THAT much better than that, let’s  be honest.

This thing needs a Bald eagle livery

Just pull this little lever and BOOOOOIIIIINNNNG!

**Technically still is

I wear a tuxedo when I fly, but only on flights after 6pm.

NEVER *roars*

One (even I'll admit: crazy) Chinese mag even dubbed it "Car of the Year" three times in a row.

Uhhh? The only version of the fortwo that's touted for its "hyper efficiency" is the Electric Drive. Seriously, look at their site. They don't even really mention fuel economy on the petrol models.

yes! 1.500.000 cars up to the end of 2013 isn't what I would call Failure

10.) Smart ForTwo

Count Chocula's daughter?

Anything looking remotely like this. If anyone can come up with a purpose for this please chime in...

Bro Dozers. Big, loud, driven aggressively, rarely seen off asphalt, hard to get into. Pretty useless.

The smart fortwo (or Smart Car, to most) = Dumb Car.

Not at all. On Android Lastpass has both universal form filling throughout the OS, and a custom keyboard that can be used to manually select the password you are looking for from a list. In addition to the security benefits, it's waay easier to use than manually typing in passwords, particularly if you use…