A bunch of boxes Tetris-stacked, a 1:6 scale PT Cruiser, and a kitchen table...all in a smart’s boot.

This wouldn’t be a problem if everyone drove a Steinwinter Supercargo.

Sometimes I feel I’ve got to
Run away, I’ve got to
Get away from the pain you rip from the taint of me
The joke we share
Seems to go nowhere
And I’ve lost my light
For I toss and turn, I can’t sleep at night

Once I ran from you (I ran)
Now I’ll run to you
This tainted band aid you’ve shown
I won’t wince like you pull…

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Lambos on fire off the shoulder of Angeles Crest Highway. I watched B-pillars glitter in the dark near the JPL. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

There’s an entire S3 episode about Michael threatening to “pretend” to kill himself in a way that would’ve likely killed him (jumping off the roof onto a bouncy castle). It starts of with him doing it for sympathy but turns into him having a bit of an actual crisis and they have to talk him down.

I think it’s a sequel to 3021...

Like Odyssey 5 without the time travel and alien conspiracy angle

In 3022 that nightmare gets taken globally, as a group of astronauts witness the destruction of the planet Earth right before their eyes.

I’m not THAT much better than that, let’s  be honest.

or. . .

In Britain, you call show "Dr. Who".

It had BRIAN BLESSED in it, the most over the top actor known to man, what's not to like?

"Because not even great engineering can put a stop to bad copyright law."

Maybe the costume is just one giant piece of Scotch tape.

I honestly have no idea how you put this outfit on or how it stays on.

This thing needs a Bald eagle livery

Just pull this little lever and BOOOOOIIIIINNNNG!

**Technically still is

I wear a tuxedo when I fly, but only on flights after 6pm.