That’s Luigi.

Ultimately, no one could substantiate the allegation that this particular rumor had even existed as a rumor, much less provide any factual basis for it. Because of this, I can’t print it here, despite its considerable entertainment value.

Miller should have answered “On a pile of money, with many beautiful ladies.”

Yeah, that’s you continuing to badly misunderstand the question.

You didn’t understand the question.

Sweet.

I’m quite sure that your answer will be entertaining in any event.

Played a little ball, huh?

Does the type of violence these assholes are talking about make football more or less entertaining?

You misunderstand. I’m not saying he can’t complain. I’m making fun of him for being a whiny prick about it. Not all complaints are created equal.

You should ask for your money back. SERIOUSLY.

Tamzin Merchant should marry Stuart Townsend.

Geez, how about a spoiler alert or something!? You just gave away the whole ending of the book!

Why is that stupid? Of course cell phone signals only go up. They’re not heavier than air, are they? No, they aren’t, so they would go up.

But what chain restaurant were they in front of when Kobe hit him? What brand were the headphones Walker put back on?

Controvertial.

Paul Wellstone was murdered.

This headline would have been gibberish to my grandparents 50 years ago. I envy them.

It’s more of a Gawker writer thing. If it isn’t in Brooklyn, it’s the sticks. If you can see a plant or anyone who isn’t a white hipster living in a shoebox apartment, it’s the woods.

This is why Greg Schiano is the best coach in the NFL.