Except for Dave Tracy. For him, the rainbow always ends in a pile of greasy rags and disappointment.

I feel like most of those cars could produce the same amount of smoke while revving in Park.

Wrong:

That intro is gold.

...like killing the families of terrorists, something which Trump has of course advocated.

Which makes the taping... illegal?

Welcome to Deadspin.

Did anyone else read the linked ESPN article and think: all she did was re-arrange what ESPN had already written?

Are you telling me that the custom two-car garage I built for my Faraday and Elio was a waste of time?

And the internet!

so let me get this straight, you’ll publish the duke “fuck list” which completely humiliated and degraded male athletes, but when you have access to the harvard “sexual scouting report” all of a sudden it’s time to protect the innocent. can you explain that? oh, you can’t? oh, gawker was sued into bankruptcy. ohhhhh,…

Trump Brain? You’re apparently a “1969 Dodge Charger Guy” so you better change your name to 2004 Prius guy if you support Clinton.

Who’s the idiot now?!

Won’t work on Toyotas. No clearance to slide the net to the wheels since the cars are grounded to the ground.

David Ross, bringin’ the low five back in fashion.

I’m gonna treasure this moment of enjoying this mostly likable organization for now, because I know for the next ten years, I’ll be cursing this franchise into oblivion while drunkenly yelling at all of the pink hat-wearing Cubs “fans” that walk through the turnstiles of a Mariners-A’s game.

Skip and Shannon break down the “head-to-head matchup” that occurred after David Ross’s HR. This is one (more) episode of Undisputed you will want to miss.

Of course not. I have never met a parking lot attendant who didn’t revel in being a dick and ruining my day.

No words needed.

A few years back I would have said it was the Galant.