So, a few words about that BMW wagon. It’s being sold by this guy.

Orly?

My saturn has a light on the dash to brag about the ABS all the time

He’s a good teen

Vigilante teen is a good teen.

More likely someone in the drug trade. There are a lot more of those in central CA than moron sovereign types.

Obligatory.

God damnit. I’m so sick of people not recognizing narcolepsy as a legi........

Lack of torque? It had enough torque to overcome the friction of the tires; what else can we tell here?

Both the driver and the car coincidentally were all smiles afterwards...

Thanks, David. We’ll take it from here.

It’s “It’s.” :)

It’s almost like this guy is an incorrigible shitbag.

As stated in another thread, you should add Audie Murphy to that list. As far as I can find, the only actor to have earned a Medal of Honor.

So that makes Fred Rodgers bad ass too. Thieves took his car and then returned with a note reading “if we had known it was yours, we would have never taken it.”

1. It is Drill Instructor. Drill Sergeants are in the Army.

Except for the part where he swam several miles to shore after surviving a plane crash into the ocean while in the Army. But hey, that’s like, everyday Joe stuff, amirite?

R. Lee Ermey - Actual badass, who was so badass, that Kubrick gave him the Drill Sergeant role in Full Metal Jacket after Ermey spent ten minutes demonstrating how a drill sergeant actually treated soldiers.

Jon Lovitz may not play many badasses in film, but he did slam Andy Dick’s face into a bar for talking shit about Phil Hartman’s death. So that’s cool.

Wait, Frenchmen fighting over something? When did this happen? How long until they both surrender?