As messed up as that would be, I was still happy to imagine Sean Spicer and Rex Tillerson pulling a Weekend at Bernie’s with Trump’s rotting corpse while Mike Pence starts to think something may be a little off.

Even if he had had a major stroke or died on the toilet, I think the GOP would keep him in office.

867-5309?

Exactly. In their world, “fake news” can involve an unintentional error or an article that is true but not flattering... not, say, a claim about the size of an inauguration crowd that we can see with our own fucking eyes.

What the baggy trousers guys says. Didn’t want to reply to the grey directly.

“Sean! Sean! Did you enjoy getting to meet his Holiness the .... oh wait.”

I think he was trying to comment on someone but not ungrey them. It’s a tricky tactic but I applaud it.

“That’s the kind of thing that the BBC and ultimately the reporter who’s now joining the New York Times push out and perpetuate with no apology,” Spicer told reporters.

The President did a great job at NATO

You forgot the part where he went out of his way to ensure to the Israeli media in front of the Israeli prime minister that he never said the word “Israel” when leaking ultra-secret Israeli intelligence to the Russians in the Oval Office, something nobody had even accused him of doing but which the denial of confirmed…

#45 was “building stronger bonds” during his trip? Is that when he embarrassed himself with his stupid push of another world leader, got upset about Germany selling too many cars in the US or my favorite: when he rode in a golf cart while the other world leaders walked 700 yards?

Of course not. That’s the sort of thing a competent spokes-gerbil would do!

Respectfully Mr. Spicer, that is not ‘Fake News’, that is a mistake in reporting based on latter information that came out. News stories were _corrected_.

The reason deplorables keep using these feeble, cowardly “scare tactics” is because they never actually get caught.

First things first, these “scare tactics” are undeniably hate crimes. They should be punished as so.