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(As I have apparently been dismissed and then banned from and by the root)

Thank you; and your suggestion is a pear(y) - pear(y) good idea:

Yikes...really? Now how could two oxen ever be such a bad thing?

Your brilliant words “a decrepit little pissant scumlicker diddlyboob” deserve a suitable image, so here-ya-go (picture from here):

Ever-So-Sweetly Off-Topic:
I received a most-nice gift box of (not-your-everyday green) pears and was wondering if they (the pears) might work just-as-well-as apples in a typical apple pie recipe. Your thoughts would be very much appreciated. Thank you.

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