I don’t deride Tiger. I just find both cheating and sexist status-jonesing colorism to be reprehensible behaviors.

Different strokes I guess. I don’t necessarily condone his personal (sexual) appetites because that is his business, all the hate that happened after that seemed rather pious IMO. What is especially ironic is the acceptance of the POTUS by the very same people whom derided Tiger for having a side piece, pieces, many…

Mhm. Sadly, that’s kind of what happens when it’s misused.

I even overlooked the cheating

If I lived in Florida I’d be drunk most of the time probably. But Tiger can easily afford Uber.

Outsourcing the repression of those who oppose the will of the rich and powerful. What’s more American than that?!

I’d actually like this story to break wide open just to see how quickly Trump will throw Jared under the bus to save his own skin, even though it would mean pissing off the love of his life, Ivanka. I’m guessing faster than you can say dosvidaniya.

Aww, come on guys. Isn’t it adorable that pretty boy wants to follow in his daddy’s footsteps straight into a federal penitentiary? I think its cute.

Hopefully, Ivanka can join him behind bars.

Pleeeeeeeeeease let it happen. And soon enough.

I’m holding off on the champagne until I see this parade of bastards perp-walked out of the White House, and not before.

So funny!

A picture is worth a thousand words and boy do we have a lot of words for Trump—many of them new to the English vocabulary.

This entire Earth is missing Obama. Even stank ol’ Russia.

The thing that I thought of while reading this is: this is basically what these failing-upward-while-wearing-golden-parachute CEOs do. They have other people do the actual work and sign off on it. Trump is simply too boorish and stupid to understand that you have to LOOK like you’re the one doing the work.

I don’t care as long as I don’t have to hear about it.