Even as his younger self, I simply cannot imagine this obvious pussoid as an active student actually sitting “in-class” at any institution of higher learning, ever. I (personally) surmise any degrees he has were “purchased” one way or another. His entire life-schtick has been as a con-man who should become a con-vict.

His cuff links are very “strange” indeed, but his lapel pin has been adjusted:

Thank you most kindly drh3b. Now I can see exactly how that water seal thingy works in The Anatomy of a Butter Bell® Crock:

Nick! Please know that I seriously enjoyed reading this, and

As a fan of potatoes, but-not celery (at all-ever), I sense your chowder might be especially delightful. Can you please be a bit more specific regarding your preparations OR perhaps present a helpful link?

Thank you Rooo; your educated insight and follow-up discussionals are always on-point, first-rate, and very much appreciated.

Understood. You are correct. I shall retire my elf-gear. Done.

(1) The lead image (of the article) is a decent photograph of Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III, the current attorney general of the United States.
(2) The author (of the article) refers to Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III, the current attorney general of the United States, as “King Keebler” in the first paragraph of…

Please allow this tiny adjustment to the last sentence in your very first paragraph: “Seriously, why is King Keebler the Attorney General of the United States so hell-bent on taking the good herb away from the people?”

The 83-year old Hatch should have retired from office in 1998, after serving for twenty years. This would have allowed for (hopefully) much younger and more competent folks who wished to serve (our country). Term limits should be implemented immediately; and I suggest that two terms of four years each is more than…

I have found the best form of pettiness is to not say a single word (ever) to the offensive(offending) party. The sting of nothingness is mightier than all social media skills combined.