I thought the initial point of contact was the jaw and I was really surprised that the dude wasn’t checked for a concussion.  It looked absolutely brutal.

At some point shouldn’t we just realize that the Embiid stuff really isn’t kayfabe and he’s actually kind of a dickhead?

Weird time to break out the Jaguars fan GIF, for sure.

Wow. I read the headline last night, and thought, “Oh, so he launched a ball up into the stands. Dumb I guess, but give him a card and move on.” But holy shit he may as well have just kicked that guy straight in the face!

reminder: dundon made his fortune from extortionate payday loans so you're a goblin if you're not rooting for him to ideally lose everything he has

Secondary rule: Don’t hire Kobe’s agent to be GM because he was Kobe’s agent.

I mean, you’re the guy writing for a sports news website and I’m just an internet commenter avoiding doing actual work on a Wednesday morning, but I get the sense that Magic had literally nothing to do with LeBron getting to the Lakers - LeBron went to the Lakers because it was the best fit for him, his business, his…

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball my man

Have you even heard any country in the past 15 years? NONE of that shit bears any resemblance to real country, so I am not sure what point you think you’re making.

In the AAF, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The players who were suckered into wasting months of their life, and the owners who will somehow cash out and profit on an obvious disaster. These are their stories.

30, but yes. And I graduated law school 14 years ago. Tuition at my school is nearly double that now. 

All the people in these comments going “so what he took a Student Loan, what’s the big deal?” or “he could have gone somewhere else under scholarship and didn’t, his fault” are SO close to getting the point here. And yet, so far. 

That statement was so odd because it makes it seem like the band is not present when asked to be, not enthusiastic, and not playing weekly. None of these things are true. The only time we miss a game is if the weather is bad enough that it would damage our instruments (most of us use our own instruments). We play at…

I want to say it was after losing to Kentucky and ending the streak that was the last thin thread of pride UT fans still had, but I could be wrong about that—again, there were so many losses, and I’m pretty sure that guy never figured out what was wrong, so he’s probably still saying it.

I’m not doing the math, but I hope the answer is 80085.

As someone who lived in Knoxville during the Derek Dooley glory years, I can say they were all worth it for the following call from an elderly gentleman after one of his many, many losses:

The “security guards” that hung back in reserve were the only ones in that room that knew what they were doing . My favorite is the one that stopped in his tracks to concentrate his attention on a fellow red shirt who had just been punched to the floor with authority. Suffice to note, by so concentrating on his downe…

In other news, the Minnesota Vikings singed all of the Coyote Ugly security guards to play offensive line.

And the reverse view

Look at the freaking hose on this guy (still) and the third baseman’s reaction https://twitter.com/mariners/status/1107654108930965504?s=21