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I definitely scout all the bars at the gym for the one that’s the least shiny :) The bar in my video did not have center knurling, because it’s a women’s oly bar and they never do. On the bright side, chalk definitely helps!

“Stick is candy!”

“Stick to candy!”

Three Good Dogs I Met

I spent the last three months living in Mexico City. While I was there, I met three good dogs.

Pro tip: the best leafblower is emailing the nutsacks at G/O who are pushing auto play videos and ads (g-omediafeedback@googlegroups.com) and telling them how bad they are at their jobs.

Pro tip: the best leafblower is emailing the nutsacks at G/O who are pushing auto play videos and ads

“This is motor racing”

“Yes, drop it on his feet. Slower. Slower.”

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees. 

Jameis said the craziest thing about playing in London is that you assault Uber drivers on the other side of the road!

Imagine if you’re a Vikings fan. Three years ago you thought you had the team to win it all. You had a ridiculous defense and an up-and-coming star at quarterback. Everything changes during one practice, forever altering the franchise. You lose said quarterback to a freak injury; one that almost costed him a limb. You

I checked all the porn this weekend, did not see him.

Or my age and watching their kids play.

Fuck this shit.

The whiteness of the avclub reveals itself het again.

Yeah, I was thinking Bolles might respond with, “Do I know what holding is? How many foot stamps do I need to do to convey ‘Yes?’

Every fifty years you can count on a Rolling Stones concert in San Francisco ending in a fracas. Time is on their side.

Well you get your hands off and in front of the bar before it really starts falling

Yes, it’s in the name, *dead*lift, lifting from a dead position.

The problem for companies and organizations is that the people using password managers are probably not the people you need to worry about Infosec wise.