Until he changes his name to Poorbum Conspicuous, yeah. 

yeah bitch, star and move on

One can say that Richie (•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■), went private....

The Root’s experts believe that her cousins are probably going to fuck him up.

She’s not hurting anyone

“The holder voluntarily assumes all risks incident to the event, including the risk of lost, stolen or damaged property or personal injury. <Insert event x here> may revoke this license and eject or refuse entry to the holder for violation of venue rules, illegal activity, misconduct or failure to comply with any and…

This is what separates baseball fans from other fans. Baseball fans make Supreme Court references. An NFL fan would puke on the back of the guy in front of him and then punch the guy’s girlfriend. It’s a subtle difference, but it’s there, if you look closely.

“she’s not hurting anyone”

“Every live sporting event has men that get in fights and merely get kicked out of the stadium, but when a woman shows up and mows down 8 people with a AR-15, she gets singled out for prison.”

or list him by his proper title, “Dale Hansen - National Treasure”

I think we’ve reached the point where you need to start listing him as Dale Hansen instead of “Dallas Sportscaster.” I get that there’s a certain novelty to what Deadspin uses, and I know whenever I see his face I think “Oh, it’s the Woke Texan,” but he’s been doing this for long enough. It undersells who he is as a…

True story: went to a small high school in northern New England (like 60 kids per class). We had an English exchange student join us for his senior year, and he was, as you might imagine, instantly the best player on our soccer team. EVERY single game he’d get a yellow card for swearing. One game he got double…

I was hoping for a drop-kick field goal or PAT. it’s been 40 years

Wild how we always have enough money to buy some bombs and jets and arm our allies, but as soon as the notion of providing our people with health care or a greener planet comes up, we’re broke.

You’re watching that Christmas movie more than a week late.

Want an even better one...after this play:

And then they missed the extra point, which just about sums up the Cardinals throughout Larry's whole career. 

Why are the Cards firing Wilks after one season? Did they mean to hire Steve Wilkos?

As a fellow resident of the Dirty Dime, then you know good and well where all the hate comes from. We just voted Marsha Blackburn for senator.

Well troubleshooting is about stepwise checks that confirm each level is working in turn. We can short circuit that with experience and choices that make assumptions but sometimes its best just to do it from the ground up. Mysterious situations that don’t make sense are the best place for this as it generally means…