We’ve all been there, Ryan.

+1 Hedley and Wyche

Or perhaps when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor...

It’s been less than 100 years since Nazis literally tried to destroy your country, you feckless asswipe. Your father probably fought in the war! Kindly fuck off forever.

On the bright side, this display of antisemitism lacks teeth.

I’m so glad this kind of stuff doesn’t happen in America. It really makes you prou...

Schrödinger’s slide.

Dads. There’s two types. Well, three, but the last one is a piece of shit. So we don’t include that one.

Fuck you.

technically its an incel phone

There’s that old Gawker feeling.

All I got are these damn Nepalese coins.

In Russia women get pregnant THEN have Whopper put inside them!

No words. I’m heartbroken for your loss, but so glad you had support from family, friends, and folks outside of those spheres too.

Just keep loving that little dude.

Jesus. I had a daughter that was still born at 36 weeks almost exactly 11 years ago. At the time I was working in the media (not on Reali’s scale, but I covered local news and had a talk show that was fairly well-rated) and the pregnancy impending fatherhood had become part of the regular conversation during our…

Eloquent...the loss of a child must truly be the most heart-rending thing imaginable. He has the good fortune that at least Enzo survived, and he and his wife will surely shower that kid with more love than he could imagine.

As long as all of the punches were thrown underhand, no rules were broken.

“a country of compassion. We are a country of heart.”

Damn, this old school