in the span of 24 hours, he retweeted Sebastian Gorka, Donald Trump, and Jim Rome.

Shelley Winter’s Stunt Double ain’t shit.

Even ‘the gays’ like Kevin Spacey who have assaulted men?

Why don’t you just make the accusation that you clearly want to make instead of using weasel words to imply something.

I’m not saying we’re at the “Build a giant rocket, load all the men into it and shoot it into the sun” stage yet, but I’m going to need all my fellow dudes to seriously stop abusing women because I really do not want to be shot into the sun, and I’m getting more worried by the day.

the interview part went south for a variety of reasons which I will detail at a later date

When I was 12, I went to a golf camp at the local municipal course. We were told to be respectful, and play fast enough to escape notice of those behind us. And then a foursome of lawyers decided to drive golf balls at us and shout obscenities at us. Gentlemen? Fuck all that noise. I wish I’d charged them and buried a…

Honestly what are you even trying to get at here?

Well, she did say she had recordings if it ever reaches a court.

Yeah, and there’s a Whole Foods—but as long as the Bowery Mission exists, and winos are sleeping it off in the playgrounds of Roosevelt Park . . .

That hostful was when I knew Matt was my favorite because it was obvious from Hardwick’s cloying serious tone and Chloe’s age where that was going before they even said anything. So, I think in a way Matt making the “so what were you gonna name it.” denied Chris the ability to gain the sympathy he was most likely…

I aspire to have that level of Don’t Give a Fuck someday.

And being a douche-bag who starts drinking Bloody Mary’s at 7:00 in the morning, puts in 18, and then goes back home to berate his wife and children is quite literally the retirement fantasy of like 93% of management in this country.

I had relatives growing up who tried to steer me towards golf, always calling it a “gentleman’s game.” Well, having golfed enough to form my own opinion, it is certainly not now, if it ever was. Just the worst, uninteresting louts I’ve ever had the misfortune to meet.

I loved the Nerdist podcast for the first few years or so but then as Matt and Jonah stopped coming on as much and I was enjoying their podcasts more I fell off it. Hopefully those guys don’t have any of these kinds of skeletons in their closets because I still really enjoy Jonah Raydio and James Bonding but if they…

I’m just gonna tie the above posts together.

muppets position

I mean, it’s obviously Hardwick. Besides

I’m totally a nerd but there is this subset of nerd culture that will violently rage against anything or anyone that they think is ruining the pop culture thing they are obsessed with.