i’m not ever going to come unglued because of these stupid motherfuckers.
i’m not ever going to come unglued because of these stupid motherfuckers.
i’m not ever going to come unglued because of these stupid motherfuckers.
i’m not ever going to come unglued because of these stupid motherfuckers.i’m not ever going to come…

i got low score at a high school match when i was 15. i accidentally drove into the group in front of us on a long par five...it was a 600+ yard hole and they were out of sight. this prick from that group comes back to the tee box and hands me my ball. “if you hit toward me again i’ll take that fucking club and wrap…

at 85:00 in this podcast he tells the entire world about taking out her nipple piercings before she goes into surgery due to her ectopic pregnancy. it pissed me off at the time, and i’m glad i have a reason to bring it up again.

that shit was scripted as fuck

there’s a few moments in a particular podcast that come to mind.

i think that’s pretty spot on.

does anybody remember the year-end hostful where hardwick told matt and jonah about chloe’s miscarriage? that was pretty fucking creepy.

and hardwick is the fucking king of that shit.

well...i hope the russian women have just the right amount of sexy time with whoever they choose to do that with while they are away. and i hope this racist bitch back home gets hit with a meteor or something else that could easily be described as a justice.

my parents raised me with all this fucking bullshit...going to church every time the doors were open, reading the bible every day, and teaching classes as soon as i turned 13. now if i bring the politicization of the baptist church or how fucking stupid this selective scripture picking is...i’m a leftist and a hippie…

oh sure, control the flares and next they’ll bring *suffers allergice reaction to self-loathing and jumps off building*

I would go with a pick axe. The jackhammer is too heavy to be really effective. 12 feet is pretty good progress!

i worked construction for my dad between semesters during college. one completely ridiculous task he gave me was busting out a 100' concrete driveway with a jack hammer. those two days sucked, but the strangest thing was seeing all the bermuda roots that stretched the entire width of the concrete. i mean, we’re…

holly bushes are bad little motherfuckers. nobody in the history of my neighborhood has ever done fucking yard work so we have some that are majestic as fuck.

OH SHIT WE GOT OUR OWN TANKTANK!!!

I have honestly never understood mental issues. They all seem so...fake? Sure, I have been depressed out something before, but it passed. Sure, I’ve been anxious about something before, but it too passed.

are* particularly...

*flips table*

salmon...soaks...

since my ignorant ass failed out of a different college, i don’t really feel this sick burn.

these comedic references particularly obtuse. you make me sad.