i could sit here and type til my fucking fingers fall off. i’m mad because i was raised by angry people who wanted me to resent everything and everyone else in the world just like they did. i will always be mad at everything because it’s been passed down to me from dozens of ancestors who hated everything and…

tennessee could use some help in the backfield. i wish pruitt would give this kid a call.

you can straight get fucked with this “keeping kids safe” nonsense. i wouldn’t trust you to guard a 7-11.

If gate agents are charged with the task of identifying parents and the children...there is something seriously wrong.

you can’t just copy/paste a default response and expect people to take you seriously.

holy shit you just copy pasta’d that shit three times. you are fucking bonkers.

so southwest just sucks at following their own policy? they should have offended this woman with their fuckshit 49 flights ago.

fuck that troll and fuck the whole state of alabama.

if you run out of tussin, add some water and shake it up...more tussin

i get skirt steak from a local farmer. the way they package it, it’s all rolled up in a vacuum seal. i use my kitchen shears to open the package and then snip the delicious steak rollup as it unfurls. skirt steak is a gift from the god my program insists i believe in.

hey shitwhistle! i hope you stay mad for a very long time. i hope you get a flat tomorrow morning while you’re out on the B ride bitching about some asshole shitting on american riders.

i like froome because he manages to piss everyone off without really trying. when he does open his mouth it’s a goddamn disaster, without a doubt. however if he was an american i would probably loathe his existence.

my parents were sort of happy about chernobyl, because it gave me something other than the challenger to obsess over.

in my middle school tennessee history class i wrote papers on nathan bedford forrest, andrew jackson, grant, james carmack and ida b wells. somehow almost 30 years later i’m still regularly appalled to learn this state is even more fucked up than i assumed based on that early reading.

i doubt they let froome keep this one, but god damn do i love that goofy bastard.

god that hurts. take your fucking star.

i watched the first six minutes of this fucking bullshit twice because i was like “oh man maybe i blacked out and missed the fucked up part” and then suddenly after standing around and talking to this man for nearly 9 minutes it’s time to fucking kick his ass. circle up around him, close the distance, and find an…

god dammit i’m on the late bus. i thought i did a good job of reviewing the comments but i missed yours. well played.

man...they really do always blur the dicks over there.

that’s the sort of question you should research on your own.