i had to look it up...he was two laps down at talladega in 85 and came back to win. maybe the best driving i can ever remember.

this is a thread for jokes. this is a website for jokes. just say it’s not funny to you, or move the along.

no sir he was popular because he drove a thunderbird that the chevy’s couldn’t draft. he got nearly two years out of that and won the winston million in what...86? he wasn’t menacing like earnhardt, he didn’t whine like darrell and he wouldn’t flip out like geoff bodine. he just won, a lot.

pull that fuckshit in a place like arkansas or north carolina and you might get beaten before you reach the sideline.

a real life steamin willie beaman...jesus that’s nuts.

it’s not good or bad.

that dude’s accent is FUCKING AMAZING.

i got a pair of treble hooks embedded in my jaw when i was about ten. my dad removed them with a pair of nail clippers and we fished for another five hours.

damn that’s a beautiful fish.

harvey is a disgusting shitbag, but i want to know more about his assistant. other than ‘on a huge pile of money’ how does she sleep at night?

this post needs all the stars.

i think i get what you’re saying. i probably won’t hire this guy to coach my OL, but i DEFINITELY won’t hire this lady to hold still while i do rails off her poononny, etc.

a take so hot i had to post it twice...

we just run around the house in our underwear while ‘so fresh, so clean’ plays at high volume. then my wife comes home and everybody has to behave again :(

we just run around the house in our underwear while ‘so fresh, so clean’ plays at high volume. then my wife comes home and everybody has to behave again :(

why not just tweet “ask me how much i fucking hate soccer”

my favorite post-bomb movie is ‘on the beach’ although ‘the day the earth stood still’ is pretty bad ass too.

what in the absolute fuck...

i can’t star this hard enough.

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lol