what makes a dude want to jerk it in front of a woman? iknew a rich kid in high school who bragged how when he whipped his dick out, no one said no. i almost wonder if these rich fucks see some high school adonis work it and try to recreate it later in life.

i fucking hate Jonah Keri’s idea because i feel like he’s building that argument on the back of atlanta’s 17 years of fuckeduppeditude and i’m certain that bobby cox would have still lost all those world series even if he’d went avery(or stanton)>glavine>maddox>smoltz every game.

my wife and i met on a newsgroup, but we spent hours talking on AIM when we first met. 1200 miles and 15 years later we have two kids and life couldn’t be better. i think my wife still has her aol email account.

my wife and i have gone down that same path to gout, but GIRD evaded us. well played sir.

yikes, okay

i was coming to post about this exact thing! my wife’s hair was on fire about this shit last night.

I watched zero football this weekend, and this thread makes me so grateful for that. My head hurts just seeing this mess.

he’s my bitch eating crackers apparently. regardless of what he does, when i see him i just react with disgust that makes me feel shame. if he leaned across me like that, he would regret it.

good looking out! i think you nailed it.

just gonna leave this here. i’m probably on the late bus but just in case...

mighty mouse just shrugged that motherfucker off his back. how in the fuck do you have the presence of mind to do that shit? that is a boss ass move.

that might be the broadest brush i’ve ever seen deployed. without even knowing a precise location you managed to cover lincoln, nebraska and auburn, alabama with the same stroke. impressive.

i promise you, somewhere in a mosquito-ridden shit hole a team of four marines is stuck in a tent capturing every communication they can, decoding as much as possible and sending intelligence up the chain. we have a lot of people proactively looking for this type of shit, but it’s a really big world.

what a fucking piece of shit.

IMO the nike fly 2.0 shorts are the GOAT of athleisure apparel, but under armour shirts are a close second. they are cut for comfort and totally hide the bottom 1/2" of my gut when i’m actually in the gym going overhead.

IMO the nike fly 2.0 shorts are the GOAT of athleisure apparel, but under armour shirts are a close second. they are…

damn i only got five out of ten. i expected to get a C at least.

no i never failed out of there. i did most of my fucking up at memphis, but i’ve burned couches all over the south.

you really don’t want to stand in or near that cloud of cancer. the same goes for pallets...lots of people like to use them for bonfires but that’s fucking stupid because the wood is either treated or otherwise contaminated with whatever was on the warehouse floor.

nothing about coach o makes sense. imagine how much winstrol and deca and whatever else this savage has shot into his body over the years. try to quantify the totally normal shit he probably does...shit like just him and some cousins fucking alligators and chewing on cyprus bark. i imagine that’s how he spends…

i devoured every rumor and every shitty article written during the year he was in knoxville with kiffin. orgeron drank so much monster the local distributor brought a monster energy cooler for his office. he used to scare people by benching heavy at like 5 AM. imagine that cajun bastard straining mightily with like…