i always think about that passage in meat market about coach o’s first day at ole miss:

twice in a year now kinja has nearly made me drown in bong water. damn you.

Did that old dude just say he watches men shower? The fuck did I just hear?

i have had a crush on Wonder Woman for like 35 years. god i love her.

he lead with the crown of his goddamn helmet and hit the receiver square in the goddamn face mask. that doesn’t happen on 90% of any play. you simply don’t want to accept that your boy tried to take someone’s head off on the field.

this is powerful kinja.

I always assumed my skin problems were due to getting branded by a hot coat hanger. Maybe you’re right.

i grew up loving richard petty, this fucking sucks.

from about 96-2010 i exposed myself pretty much annually to a crowd of strangers when my jeans ripped apart in public. grocery store, work, social gathering...i’ve check all those boxes. once it happened at a frat party and i ran around in a pair of daisy dukes for like four hours. at some point i realized the joke…

i just wash my jeans when i get them and then wear them for 15 months (unless something stupid happens and i bleed on them or whatever) until they fall apart. then i start over. it’s 2017 in the real world, but in my jeans it’s 1993. hmm...that’s not quite correct. it’s still grunge time in my pants. it’s a grunge…

anywhere you go in history, you’ll have assholes and then the rest of us looking at each other shrugging our shoulders...wondering why the assholes never seem to go away.

fuck that noise bro my wife has to tell me to pick them up out in the back yard. my temper tantrums often include throwing things in the back yard.

i love you for this. it’s gonna make my buffalonian wife so angry when i use it tonight and claim it for my own.

goddamn i was fired up this morning.

what a hateful bitch. you should drive to her house and punch her in the fucking twat.

so many TLDR’s in this motherfucker.

find the closest house fire and dive inside it.

the pilot g2 will take care of you, but the uniball signo .5 is the GOAT for note taking and world domination.

i was in a rush last night and didn’t take the time to grab the video, thanks for posting!

the steer tube on my boss ass specialized tarmac snapped at about 25 mph with no warning, while i was riding on flat fucking ground. the worst part of crashing on a rails-to-trails project is that the large limestone rock they use to make the railroad bed is unforgiving. i looked almost exactly like hincapie at…