god damn that was awesome.

this list lacks “history on fire” and therefore is incomplete.

this list is nearly identical to the list of shit that scares my 70 year old white parents...including the crown vic. just replace #2 with “most black people (just not any of the people they’ve actually met)“ and you’re golden.

EB14 has always hit like a dump truck too, the sooner he hangs them up the better. I’d love to see him get a ring before he retires but I want to see him get that coaching start soon, so he can come back to Knoxville and save us.

that is a fucked up story. that’s enough to get your ass kicked where i’m from.

cool.

i can’t believe i just read that in cookie monster’s voice.

okay, so they’re working on it. that’s awesome.

joel osteen and his crew are taking a beating right now too, and rightfully so. it’s not up to any one of these organizations to save the community...but these folks with all that money and knowledge about how to employ community resources...don’t know how to plan for a disaster? jesus would not be pleased. you’re…

logical?

when i was 16 my team loaded the bases to start the first inning. three batters in a row reached easily before our abnormally large cleanup hitter came up. well, first pitch swinging he hit a hard liner a little high and just to the right of third base. the kid playing third was playing behind the runner, he caught…

DUDE...my five year old gave us a damn ear beating tonight about wanting another sibling. my wife got to you first didn’t she?!?!

my beautiful, loving wife...amazing mother and consummate professional that she is...likes to leave her protein powder/banana/whatever the fuck else smoothie cups in her vehicle for days before dropping them in the sink like it aint no thing. i need help because i do the dishes around here. i’ve just continually…

white people hear me like “harp daw be harpdarpdedarpeeeedawww”

i’d say she’s not a hero, but the psycho bitch said she’d shoot her in the face. with the way people are now i would have paused at that moment and at least looked for cover before proceeding. this woman just said fuck it and beat her ass.

i see a little knee bend in the batter’s box, but that’s hardly a vicious curve. it’s devastating as shit though, to be sure.

“i’m pregnant” let’s hope not. not now or ever.

excellent suggestion for a first workout.

this is great advice. I squat/press/row/deadlift so i tend to stay in one little area of the gym. if i go at a busy time there are six bros looking in the mirror, texting and curling in the squat rack. if i go at 4:45 AM i spend 55 straight minutes getting after it and nobody is annoyed, or hopefully very few…

i’ve seen him take BP. i wouldn’t argue with that take, hot as it may be.