look at joe west and his complete lack of a chin.

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you can be a boss ass hitter and not have any power. baseballs don’t necessarily fly straight after you hit them. what if the wind is blowing? you could be playing somewhere fucking stupid like fenway park or ebbets field and hit it to some comically ignorant part of the stadium. maybe the pitcher is so fucking…

or, just use bases that don’t get slicker than snot on a doorknob after five minutes of rain.

or, just use bases that don’t get slicker than snot on a doorknob after five minutes of rain.

vile?

sucks for Z-Bo, memphis cops would just take your dope and sell it.

i’ve never seen a guy doubleleg a dude and get reversed before he hits the ground. these nfl dudes are freaks.

i played with a couple of savages who were capable of this bullshit. one kid played with a shitty easton bat he bought from kmart and flattened on one side so it was like a club. he was about 6'1" as a 12 year old, and probably weighed 170lbs. obviously he also pitched and mangled children with his wild pitches. …

He needs to keep that speechwriter. I would vote for him right now.

i wish i could say i’m patient enough to wait until sunday. but i steal this shit anyway, so i watched it before 9:00 this morning lol.

fuck it i’ll bite. i have spent ten dollars on far less useful shit.

fuck it i’ll bite. i have spent ten dollars on far less useful shit.

standing with a raised fist should be recognized as a patriotic act.

bitch i read what you wrote and made an observation. you’re not good at this. go with god, and be wrong.

You prefer the testimony of some witnesses over the testimony of others...but I’m speculating? Okay cool.

saw a pony behind a pro cyclist and KNEW it was poland.

that’s pretty funny.

the witnesses might have been mistaken about what they saw. that’s not their fault, it’s the fault of the investigators who didn’t look at any alternative to the theory they set out to prove.

came here to read a snarky article about a fuckhead tennis player from my state. you and your wordplay win this round deadspin...

my first time in a dispensary, the dude was super polite and really helpful.