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the wildlings are not rednecks. they are hillbillies for sure but they left the structure of their individual tribes behind and coalesced behind the wall. rednecks would never give up their sectionalism for something as pussy as frozen running zombies.

man he just needs to stop eating shit food. if he’d just stop eating shit food IN PUBLIC he would be dropping a fair amount of calories by my estimation. seems like every time a camera finds him in public he’s stuffing some bullshit down his gullet.

man i had closed this window, smoked a bowl or eleven, and was ready to start my day when suddenly it hit me...this fat fuck said the lady ref wasn’t in shape.

the moment he gave her shit after the tech, she should have hit him with a another and told him to GTFO.

because big mig rode off into the sunset and kept his fucking mouth shut. lance couldn’t let it go so now he gets to eat shit.

man those two stages at the end of 2011 were so fucking epic. thank christ eurosport covered both stages in their entirety, i’ve watched them both probably 100 times.

not since xmen vs street fighter. what was that, 97? sad.

How did she convince the captains of those ships to sail for her but not vote for her at the kingsmoot?

nope just me being wrong. i haven’t played street fighter since like 1998, i should have found a better reference.

man i posted that shit off the cuff, strolled away for a couple of hours, and i had more kinja notifications than i usually see in a month. immediately i knew i fucked something up.

RATFARTS!!! i suck.

man i cracked the fuck up when the fireballs started. it’s like ryu was just off screen...SHORYUKEN...SHORYUKEN...SHORYUKEN...

you got to watch the rotation of the ball right? i don’t know shit about soccer but DAMN.

bro these folks don’t live the #leftturnlyfe don’t waste your time

i’ve tried four times to read this article. the cavs are so fucking boring i can’t even enjoy watching them implode.

purple lightning overhead, master of puppets in my ears, i crushed some strip steaks, chicken and some bison burgers tonight. i was soaked as a motherfucker but it all worked out just fine.

just a followup here - the bottom fell out and it’s raining way too damn hard to mess with keeping the fire going. but man these strip steaks? sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeitttttt.

GODDAMMIT these fucking dipshits are putting me in a position where i feel bad for one of the huckabees.

all good points. i’ve got the hose pipe like five feet from this mess and the extinguisher is mounted on the wall ten feet the other way. this has turned into an cool sunday morning brainstorming project. i’m gonna run over the surface of the pan again with a strip disk (http://www.homedepot.com/p/Avanti-Pro-4-in-x-1

who the fuck gave these dipshits a permit to essentially launch a nerd-powered DOS on the chicago cell network?