shocker, fat ass chris low was willing to carry reverend hugh’s water.

jesus christ that motherfucker could throw a splitfinger and a curve ball simultaneously.

old ass phil thinks boasson hagen won, so it’s obviously kittel.

i just played this game for the first time. i parachuted in, which took forever, then started trying to run up this stupid fucking hill. my dude was in his underwear? not sure what the fuck i got myself into with this.

society deserves better than my broken ass grammar too. jesus christ on a pogostick...

wow it only two generations for you to be as fucking worthless as my family! congrats. apathy is the american way.

oh he definitely outkicked his coverage.

sucks for cav. then again he used to be the guy in the peloton who was all assholes and elbows. remember when he taco’d that wheel in the tour de suisse about ten years ago and nearly killed the rest of the bunch? ten days before the biggest race of the goddamn year?

i don’t blame anyone for trying to keep a child alive, regardless of how feasible their recovery is. shit i’d kill all you motherfuckers right now if it was the only way to save my child’s life.

three possible outcomes:
he’s trying to get something on the side without his lady knowing
he sucks
he’s just as nervous about messaging you but is a good person

what the fuck new york yankees those stirrups are a goddamn war crime.

ruffled underwire cups, matching panties now available. that’s all i remember now.

unfortunately i’ve been on both ends of this fuckup. the hardest throw for me to make was down to first on a dropped third strike. we so very rarely every struck anybody out that the shock and disbelief would be distracting in that first half second or so of critical reaction time.

no shit.

a powerlifting article on jezebel? fuck yes.

i broke my arm when my total was 985 and it took me six months to break 1000 pounds. that six months seemed to last forever. best of luck to him.

well depending on how god stacked those 225 lbs you could be completely wrong for the deadlift. this woman is the perfect size for the movement and damn is it fun to watch...you get too far over 6' and it seems like everything can come apart so quickly. i’m almost 6'2" and it took me years to get my body to…

holy shit...the hotness of this take is overwhelming.

i’m a fat powerlifter, but i used to have long hair and i’ve caught it under the bar before. it sucks. in the worst instance, i was doing goodmornings with like 275* on my back and had the bar roll sort of roll in my hands. my hair got tangled around the bar and here i was doubled over looking like a jackass.

full disclosure i suck at kinja so my links might look really crappy...but here’s some stuff from amazon: