gamo makes a couple of air rifles that have suppressors built into the barrel...so you fire subsonic .177 pellets almost silently. i sit in my back yard and pick those little bastards off whenever they are foolish enough to touch my property. i’ve been at it for about three years now and i’ve made a significant dent…

you just need to get a bag of corn from lowes and a gamo whisper off amazon.

that’s some fucking bullshit. i’d need a team of snipers to protect a strawberry that size in my neighborhood.

came here to post the same thing, it’s like the man has never squatted before. mother of god those ankles...

turkish paprika, white pepper, pickle juice, honey, garlic, a splash of ACV and some pink salt. put your bird in and let that shit hang out for a while.

haha...that is comically disgusting.

what an awesome guy.

god dammit i miss the hilarious goofiness of those arguments. i used to get the “you’re gay” tirade about every 18 months, and the “you’re on drugs” speech every month or so. also i miss being threatened with homelessness. now that i’m think about it...i don’t know why i still talk to my parents.

thanks for sharing, this is beautiful.

hit for the cycle AND get an awesome bloody profile shot of you bleeding for the trouble? dude that’s worth like three extra franchise locations on his heady brewpub.

lol i’m turning 40 in a couple of months, i know what you mean. a few years ago i could go hard, ignore a certain amount of pain, and still expect a certain level of performance. now a few days away from the gym immediately impact the way i feel and the way i lift. it sucks so much.

sounds like you may have an issue with knee slide, or maybe you need to move your feet a little (maybe a little in or out). maybe focusing on keeping your hips back and your shins as vertical as possible would help. just a thought.

it took me about six weeks of mobility work to get into a comfortable front rack position. i went from unable to hold a front rack to front squatting 315 in about nine weeks. as i was working on my shoulder mobility i also built upper back stability by doing tons of rows.

he wasn’t touched by the goddamn ball. he hit the player’s glove hand.

my favorite marinade right now:

it’s the perfect way to keep your loved ones from realizing how many trips you make to the liquor store!

they prolly did. some policy manager somewhere is getting motherfucked right now.

apparently if you hang out on IRC long enough and talk enough shit you are a mastermind.

dammit now i want to go fishing.

i wouldn’t do that either. i don’t know about now but 30 years ago they still had signs up at AEDC warning folks to not eat catfish out of the lake due to all the DDT. i don’t know, i never got to fish much on dale hollow or any of the lakes north of 40. i never caught any catfish at tim’s ford or normandy.