That's kind of the point though. If part of why consoles is better is that a game always works on your hardware without having to upgrade, and GTA V isn't working because of RAM issues, then that's clearly not entirely true.

No matter how buggy the port, the PC Mustard Race will rise above!

No it's not. You see, games on the app store state supported devices on their page.

An original iPhone is not the same generation device as an iPhone 5S. An Xbox 360 is an Xbox 360, it's the same console, it should run everything released for the console. That is the entire promise of the console video game industry.

Thank you for contacting Rockstar technical support.

I think the hold item issue is why Megas won't be as overpowered as a lot of people seem to be thinking. Ignoring the fact that we don't have any exact numbers on stat boosts, the fact that you have to sacrifice your hold item means no Leftovers recovery, no additional boost from Life Orb/Choice Item, etc. In fact, I…

Digimon had the better anime.

That comes with Pokemon XX. DUH.

I can safely say I have almost no interest in GTA5. Nothing about it is really appealing to me. And no, it has nothing to do with violence or language. Just doesn't seem interesting. I played about 4 hours or Red Dead and got tired of it. Figured it would probably be the same. Of course neither are the two games in…

SOMETHING had to be done about the neck-beards. This appears to be a winning strategy if you ask me.

Alright Kotaku-ites, if you have yet to play Psychonauts :

Just like how I grew up playing Harvest Moon/Rune Factory games. IDK I still had fun picking a girl to marry, despite not being a lesbian, lol.

I love it, I am excited for the dudebro posts. Kotaku is excellent at trolling the knuckle-dragging segment of its readership and I hope they never stop.

It's a no-no in American sensibilities. It's VICE. I remember in grade school K-6, you got detention if you said the word 'drunk'. utterly baffling.

So did PAX staff kick out Near Naked Sims Dude like they've kicked out female cosplayers for showing too much skin? Or was it considered okay because he was a male and nobody gets offended by males showing skin?

Are you saying you think the PS4 is actually more powerful than a modern gaming PC and the entire world is lying?

Yes. Every game. I did say all the games, didn't I? All games need beards. Period.

I think Kahl Drogo has the best Tits. I mean just look at them! He also lets them out all the time. So well formed and firm, when he undresses they don't move a inch down.

Nice post but you're wrong.

I read that comment in the worst possible way.