I'd like to request that you don't post the winner of the tournament in the first paragraph, since that will spoil it for everybody that doesn't get to watch it live.

Oh good, thanks. I'm glad other people actually mention it, unlike Jason who hardly does.

They also rejected my app "go to China and free all of their child laborers"

No one probably cares about an Android device hitting the pavement because they can take the hit. Unlike the iPhone, which seems to have been made of porcelain.

I have the same reactions when one of my guy friends says this to me. "I didn't really believe in feminism until I had a daughter!"

This is my personal favorite, I wish this would have made it on the list

Poor little cry baby!!!

Well, it's a good thing she's doing voices for fun and not looking for an older fuck buddy, or that comment would seem creepy and off topic.

This is a completely useless and non-constructive comment that does nothing except show that you're angry at something. First off, Kotaku mentioned nothing about this other then the fact that it was used as part of a questline. Virgin is not a derogatory term, at least in the general eye. Also, this probably points to…

Even Xbox staff is excited to try out the PS4...

Sounds like somebody from Reddit.

I'm just going to assume it makes your own character glow

I know you're trying to be funny, but that's rape. Men can be raped too. By women even!

Man, I think there are far better reasons to disqualify it other than that.