It is pretty messed up that they would air the documentary without his consent.

Because allowing people to do meaningless activities in the building, but designing it to make people fall flat on their faces as soon as they leave, is a great metaphor for the University of Phoenix.

Don’t worry, Lakers fans are sure they are going to sign Kevin Love, Kyrie Irving, LeBron James, Andrew Wiggins, John Wall, The Harlem Globetrotters, a 25-year-old Oscar Robinson, the ‘27 Yankees, and Maximus Decimus Meridus next offseason.

Dyson should be more worried about setting a example for you kids who want to be pitchers.

These are the precious moments they’ll never remember

Goddamn this is the prefect comment. “God Bless America” in the seventh inning stretch is sooo fucking awful I can’t believe more people aren’t outraged by it.

Pretty sure Bin Laden destroyed baseball by introducing “God Bless America” into the 7th inning stretch.

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“Yes.” - Mike Florio

Wolf of wall street. Not the margot robbie nude scene, but the part where Jonah whips it out.

I actually really enjoyed the Cardinals’ book. I mean, there’s a lot of senseless violence and it has some questionable things to say about black people, but the prose is spectacular.

Oh fuck you and fuck this bullshit. Harvey’s not without blame here. As Gary Cohen pointed out the other night, Matt all year long has been talking about how much he wants to pitch in October. And he balked when the Mets went to a six-man rotation. He balked when it was first talked about him skipping starts, which…

Sorry buddy. Revenue sports are professional sports. Schools maximize revenues, spend hundreds of millions on facilities to attract the kids they can’t pay, pay coaches millions to maximize the wins (and revenue) and good salaries to support staff, and generate tens of millions if not nine-figure revenues each year.…

I believe he underestimated the effect of that hit.

Russell Wilson is the least cool QB in the entire NFL. Even the rumors of his dickish behavior around Seattle are boring.

The National Suicide Prevention Lifeline:

Not fans of passing

Destroying a dude’s career with one swing qualifies as on-field violence, no?

Andrew Luck is going to be the richest athlete ever. His salary won’t even include all that extra cash he makes by charging people to cross the bridge he lives under.

If the NFL wants to see Brady and the Patriots lose this thing so badly they should just get Eli Manning involved.