To which I present;

It’s actually slightly off, being either “wuh-STAH” or “wih-STAH” depending on where you are.

Because zombies, that’s why. It’s like asking why there’s twenty NCIS shows on TV, which is itself just a spin-off of JAG, which itself was a heck of a stretched premise.

Your comment, all the way down to your syntax, is 100% right out of a Russian troll playbook.

... wait what does your dick look like?

We don’t talk about Fight Club.

Cher doesn’t seem to be in a state of mental decline so I’m not worried about him taking advantage of her. And he’s an adult in his 30's who isn’t her employee and didn’t meet her when he was a child so I don’t think she is in any position of power imbalance that would mean I’m worried that she’s taking advantage of…

And apparently the DHS would try to find him more babies on the DL.

Well, he’d lose the baby’s vote.

Dumb question: why are the players allowed to bring their own beanbags? It seems only sensible to me that, above a certain level of competition, all the players are issued regulation bags by the organizers. I can’t imagine they would be that expensive to make or buy.

B-E-S-U-R-E-T-O-D-R-I-N-K-Y-O-U-R-R-E-M-A-K-E

A crummy commercial? Sonofabitch!

“It was the one-oared man!”

This isn’t the first time Paul has gotten really hammered!

The election in just under two weeks is absolutely the most important election of anyone’s lifetime. It may be one of the most important elections in the history of the country.

“That’s no moon . . . it’s Joel McHale!”

She feels that Olivia Wilde can’t catch a fair break. But that’s her truth.

fuck around and find out