Second toughest. The toughest?

After Katrina, Republicans had the schools privatized before the electricity was back up everywhere.

I’m the first one to say that a Hurricane is the easiest natural disaster to avoid. But I think the point is that they went around to all the white areas yelling, “Get the fuck out, you idiots!” and ignored the black folks.

As if the Air Force couldn’t get any softer...

The only secret service agents worth a damn.

The talking point is already locked in. It doesn’t matter that Walker has an abortion to his name, because Warnock will cause “a flood of taxpayer funded abortions”. There is absolutely nothing that Herschel Walker could do that would prevent Republicans from voting for him, and they’ve openly said it. They only care…

Social media’s promise was that it would bring people closer together and enrich our lives.

It’s a paradox, wrapped in an enigma, with Brie Larson singing a Metric song. What’s not to like?

It used to say, “Rating films by their box office is like [insert snarky simile here. Or is it a metaphor? Either way. Doesn’t matter]”

No. Scott Pilgrim is uncool, but trying hard to be cool, so he ends up being cool. You are too cool, which means you don’t relate to how uncool, yet cool, he is. So you’re uncool.

I’ve got this great show I can pitch to this guy. It’s people making prank calls. But wait, wait! Get this - they’re puppets.

Nissan Versa! Nissan Versa!

Big banks are not your friends. I love my local credit union. Move your money to a small local bank or credit union.

I just wanted to come here and be the first to complain that the prequel TV series that will eventually come out for the movie that has yet to come out does not stay true to the original books that have yet to come out.

I think my Halloween costume this year is going to be a slideshow. It’s going to be the BEST EVER costume that will DESTROY all the others. Click on me to learn more.

If you had three different sized kids, you could put them in order. T-Rex chased by asteroid chased by dart probe.

They’ve already told you the answer to this. The Supreme Court is already looking into it, and Republicans will put it into legislation if they retake control of Congress this election.

You don’t need to wonder why there aren’t any “good apples”. This is what happens to them.

This list is proof that vampires aren’t that interesting after all.

Love the “as seen on tv” style gif. Nice touch.