I’m the first one to say that a Hurricane is the easiest natural disaster to avoid. But I think the point is that they went around to all the white areas yelling, “Get the fuck out, you idiots!” and ignored the black folks.

The only secret service agents worth a damn.

The talking point is already locked in. It doesn’t matter that Walker has an abortion to his name, because Warnock will cause “a flood of taxpayer funded abortions”. There is absolutely nothing that Herschel Walker could do that would prevent Republicans from voting for him, and they’ve openly said it. They only care…

Social media’s promise was that it would bring people closer together and enrich our lives.

It’s a paradox, wrapped in an enigma, with Brie Larson singing a Metric song. What’s not to like?

It used to say, “Rating films by their box office is like [insert snarky simile here. Or is it a metaphor? Either way. Doesn’t matter]”

No. Scott Pilgrim is uncool, but trying hard to be cool, so he ends up being cool. You are too cool, which means you don’t relate to how uncool, yet cool, he is. So you’re uncool.

I’ve got this great show I can pitch to this guy. It’s people making prank calls. But wait, wait! Get this - they’re puppets.

Nissan Versa! Nissan Versa!

I think my Halloween costume this year is going to be a slideshow. It’s going to be the BEST EVER costume that will DESTROY all the others. Click on me to learn more.

If you had three different sized kids, you could put them in order. T-Rex chased by asteroid chased by dart probe.

They’ve already told you the answer to this. The Supreme Court is already looking into it, and Republicans will put it into legislation if they retake control of Congress this election.

You don’t need to wonder why there aren’t any “good apples”. This is what happens to them.

This list is proof that vampires aren’t that interesting after all.

They’re looking for FORTRAN programmers.

Ah, so there’s the true colors. Nice to finally meet you Charlie. Let’s go back to 2008.

Just in case you think voting doesn’t change anything, you can look at this list and see what not voting accomplished.

Obama doesn’t owe us or the Democrats anything. He busted his ass to keep the country’s economy from collapsing, and delivered health care and a bunch of other good policy while facing the worst obstruction seen to that date. And still a lot of voters weren’t “inspired” enough to go vote in the midterms. He can spend…

It’s partly their own fault, but as you said, that’s the way the major media outlets are framing it. They’re pretty much all leaning towards the corporate right at least a little. 

In a month or two there’s going to be a new influx of used cars all around the country.