The internet will tell you what to be outraged at, and they have told you JIMMY KIMMEL!!! His apology wasn’t enough/was too soon/was not soon enough/used words we didn’t want/didn’t use words we wanted.

For those that figure this is only a problem for Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, and California, you need to realize what “the border” means. It’s also the border along Canada. And it’s also the ocean border on the east and west coasts and the gulf of Mexico.

In 2099, the climate has been stabilized. Extinct species resurrected. Peace is worldwide.

The only controversy is that some people don’t like to have fun.

Looks like the Teamsters are going to strike against UPS. So basically, you’re going to have to go to your local stores and find out that there are no more local stores. Just big boxes that probably rely on trains to deliver goods, and use UPS when things get busy.

I’m on day 4 of what I thought was a cold, and have used three Covid tests that came up negative.  Of course it’s probably allergies. It’s just that I usually get them later in the fall. But who knows with the screwed up drought and downpour cycles we’ve been having.

You don’t have to “feel” that this is an activist Supreme Court. They overturned Roe V. Wade with no new evidence. They just did what they where put there to do. Next up on the list is birth control (even for married couples), outlawing anything that isn’t cis, and restricting voting rights. They TOLD you for years…

Unlike other movie lists, there is a clear order to these. You start with number one being the one that made the biggest profit, and work your way down to the least profit. Because that’s all that matters with these. They only exist to make money and maintain Disney’s copyright (on public domain material).

I cried when the Plymouth Valiant died.

“It’s not an issue,” says the dog who finally caught the car.

“Arguably, though, it’s not actually Biden’s responsibility to decide if, or how, Section 230 gets amended. That would be Congress’ job.”

Was going to shrink my window and scroll through 50 items. But the first was college football in Alabama and I rolled on out of there like the tide receding.

Pew Pew!

Braff was in The Comeback Trail with De Niro. De Niro was in Sleepers with Bacon.

Under this ruling, if your church doesn’t want so many Republicans around, your company can just deny them all health care. Should be worth getting it into the court system.

Well, I’m still going to stick around a while to make sure I don’t hear her say, “I’m not dead...I think I’ll go for a walk.”

Fuckin’ Freebird.

My favorite Australian wildlife story comes from British travel author Bill Bryson in his book Down Under. Get the audio version for the best result, or keep reading for a less good retelling.

The greater good isn’t an ambiguous ideal. That’s why she stopped supporting Republicans, who are currently only serving the rich and powerful, and not the greater good.

You need to give some extra time after the bubbles stop. Sometimes they’re faking.