Switching from Luke to Leia isn’t genius, it’s common sense.

I’m not a fan of the erotic thriller, and further...LINDA FIORENTINO?! I gotta watch that.

Please get your kids off social media.

Love bridging political divides?  I’d prefer logic and reason.

You want to see a world in which Progressives get everything they want? Visit Finland.

I have had those exact same tires on every wheelbarrow I’ve ever owned or used. So I guess I can expect them to hold air for about ten minutes.

Never underestimate the power of making a woman laugh.

We should maybe relabel some regions. Midwest seems to me to mean somewhere in the middle of the west. So, like, Nevada. And that would suggest you have a mideast or midnorth or something.  Central States, perhaps?

People who don’t want this kind of thing to continue had better check and recheck their voter registration status, and make sure they vote in November, or we’re going to have these people running the country.

Well clearly what this police force needs as chief is a white man who promises to think about the possibility of looking into making changes.

Yes, but after you did it three times, and you had all the money, wouldn’t you at least be picky about whether it would be good or not?

You should pitch that to the Onion.

Sure, he plays a professional athlete. But, c’mon, he’s playing a soccer player.

That was what I was wondering, if some animal was hungry enough, would they take a shot at eating one of these things. I was even wondering if you could train birds to eat them or something. I know enough about wildlife to know that sounds stupid. But desperate times, you know.

I was curious because it looks like one of the dots was near my town. Turns out it’s in my town. I can drive it...really slowly because it’s a roadway in a public park.

I like how Abbott claims to be concerned about illegal immigrants loose in the country. He loaded 40 of them onto a bus in Texas. 14 got off in NYC.  That means at every rest stop between the two places there’s a few that got off the bus and didn’t get back on. Abbott isn’t tough on illegals, he’s spreading them…

Willie O’Ree - that one time back in the day Boston got it right.

If only it had a super low budget. Then they’d have to come up with a story. I think it’s got a big fx budget and it will be magical girl saves the world with a mcguffin. But I could be wrong.

Tucker would “punch people in the face” to make sure his kids grow up ignorant and more likely to get STDs and have a child as a teen.

‘Til he gets to bitin’ on ya...