It saddens me that these “anything goes lol” categories gets more attention than the non-glitchy categories, considering how much more difficult and impressive the latter is over the former.

There’s always - always - people new to the series. Pretending everyone who is ever going to be interested in the games has already done so is sheer ignorance.

They made it very clear that only Reach was available at the moment. Sounds like a lack of comprehension on your end.

Jake’s campaign, bad? Why?

I keep going back to enjoy RE6 mainly for the co-op. It’s fun to join other players’ games and help them progress, especially in the harder difficulties where knowing the layout and everything doesn’t make it an immediate cakewalk. Leon/Helena is probably my favorite campaign for the horror-ish (very much an -ish)…

“It’s been 15 fucking years of begging, 15 years of jokes, and memes, and whispers, and “leaked” scripts from Laidlaw that amounted to a whole lot of fuck all.”

It was a joke.

I’m more surprised it isn’t following their awful Commanding tone, like “Stop Skipping That Snooze Button”.

If you have the self control to wager into your own savings account, then you shouldn’t have any problem waking up when you want to.

Yeah, we clearly need a black hero whose main reason for existing is to have a black hero. Not a bad idea at all. Nope.

Shark card money can't be used to buy chips. So, no.

Money bought with shark cards can't be used to buy chips. So, no.

“You got what you ordered.”

Watch out guys, we have an expert over here. Tread lightly!

A skillful way to deliver an insult while completely and utterly ignoring the point the writer was making. Nice, dude. You must have lots of friends.

Sure you did, buddy. Want a cookie?

For one, Steam is so commonplace that it’s nowhere near an issue as it is with getting a key to, say, Epic’s launcher. It’s been around a long time, it works (usually...), and most PC gamers already have an account they use. Very little to get outraged about.

Also, the box art image makes it pretty obvious too...

I mean, it's accurate? The game is called Doom. Most refer to it as Doom 2016 because it's a dumb name that doesn't distinguish itself from the original title. That's the fault of the game makers, not the article.

Were you dropped on your head as a child, or did it take years of effort to be this dumb?