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Quotidian, Man
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Yes. People just can't get enough of that shit. It was media gold back on 1994 (or whenever it was) and it's still gold. It will be in our culture's consciousness for a while until everyone involved is dead at which point it will become a footnote in a long history of racial tensions.

If you remove "commentators" from your sentence I'd agree with you.

Sounds like an unstable person.

I would hardly call Ultron a low spot or a dud for Marvel. I would add a couple of more problems to this list: ballooning budgets and lack of interest. I already find myself losing interest as I haven't even seen Civil War. Let me guess: they're all uneasy friends again.

Congratulations! You figured out that female nudity and sex sells in cinema! What's your next detective case?

Mentally remove Margot Robbie from the trailer. Do you still feel the same way about it?

Ya, can't he just give away his parodies? I suppose he never actually made them though and they do cost money to produce, which means he'd need official permission to sell them. Ah, no big deal. I'm convinced if Weird Al had a brilliant and funny idea he could wrap it around any popular song.

Maybe we can get his much less talented, super obnoxious and very punchable son to star in the reboot instead?

If Margot Robbie wasn't in it I can say with certainty that I would have no interest in seeing this even if it was free movie day and no crowds.

You have a bright future in public radio, but only if you can bring in the money and do magic tricks at the same time. "Listen to your donation disappear…. tada!"

I know right? You would think Aniston would be the one shining like a super nova. Brad Pitt is showing cracks but she's still amazing!

Or will it be the second Trump wins? Either way I agree with you that this can't be topped… except maybe if we had two Trumps instead of just one, we settled political differences with a WWE match, and people just started shooting each other at rallies.

By records I assume you mean albums.

Linklater is one of the best filmmakers in the world. He takes huge risks! Even the awkward stuff that seems amateur is actually genius capturing the awkwardness of real amateur life. I love everything ever done by or about this man.

It took 12 years to cast that role!

Am I the only one that read the title as: The author of Wayward Penis?

If any movie were to give you anxiety about the vacuum of outerspace it would be Outland.

They forgot to mention the lack of strong female characters because those didn't exist in any film ever until 2015.

I love this review! The bottom half of the first paragraph says it all about every Bourne film.

What does he say to his camermen? "More shaking! Bob and weave! Act like you're about to trip and fall!"