Inside, errr, outside information! "Say anyone wanna make a bet on high profile celebrity divorces? I've got $1000 that says Jolie divorces Pitt sometime this year"

Rebooting Windows

Superstition! Yay! Cancer, cancer, cancer. Whoops now you have cancer cause you read it three times.

I was massively into transformers but I never saw this movie. I guess I outgrew them by then… which is weird because I was still really young. Maybe it's because it sucked?

Wow, avclub has redeemed themselves with this awesome article, in a quagmire of food bullshit, and I looked to see who wrote it to congratulate the author. John Teti! Only the most awesome staff member they have!

Underworld: Cashing Checks

He'll probably die before he finishes his series, then another author will have to step in and turn his notes on the last novel into three new massive novels.

Ok professor

Is this another Univision directive? What's next avclub, a cooking section? "Everyone likes food. It's all about the clicks people!"

Timely! Cosby will be dead by natural causes before this trial.

7 things completely unrelated to entertainment posted by the avclub! *page full of ads* Click to see #1!!! *page full of ads* Hahahaha! Click to see #2 *page full of ads*

Sexy girls parading around so people can see them and say "She's sexy!" and their deadbeat boyfriends. Lots of drugs.

His jokes would be even funnier if they were on pretentious 8-track cassettes.

They did all sorts of cool things and actually took over Mythbusters. On a lot of shows they did 90% of the work, certainly all the dirty work, while Jamie and Adam dropped in briefly to cash checks.

But that'd make you 62 years old!

Ya, isn't she still escorting Donald Trump? So long as she's provided her salary, I mean, extravagant lifestyle.

Beta Male is being too generous. Omegas.

JCVD was so mesmerizing to watch. He could kick a coconut out of a tree directly over his head, and do it with effortless style and flair. A whole movie of just that would be awesome. The plot? The acting? Who cares? As for this remake, you simply can't replace JCVD and that's 100% of the crucial ingredients.

Ya, like, was this on a recent television episode and we're reviewing that episode as part of pop culture? The avclub is also starting to write political articles apropos of nothing.

Those are pretty sweet contracts for a writer these days. There are legions of authors that would write anything for that kind of deal. What's your problem SGS?