Wow! All that excellent writing and no unnecessary pretentious vocabulary. Good job! Stephen King would approve.

That's right ladies! Former Miss California? Line up to be with this guy!

He's going to capture three actors dying over the course of twelve years! Magical!

Stay positive!

She's hot. Why would she be with that weasel in the first place?

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Burns down… epic… does that mean it was sick?

… fuck the lemons and bail!

I always enjoyed Loveline and thought Dr. Drew was really awesome on it as the only voice of reason to counter Adam Carolla. I had no clue he was a right wing nut job. As a doctor he should have way more common sense then this.

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That first kick (#1) got me laughing so hard I had to stop the video. Maybe I'm just easily amused.

Keeping 11 Toe Jam albums and ditching one of the best selling albums of all time?! You sir are unfathomable

You already are #1. You're the greatest artist of all time.

No way is this happening. Stand up requires extremely hard work, sweat and tears. Eddie Murphy's life is way too comfortable for him to stick with it for more than a few days.

I wouldn't say Hillary is wildly unpopular since she won the democratic primary. How unpopular could she be?

That was hilarious. Whatever site is hosting that video sucks ass though. I looked at the embed link and saw that its your very own onionstudios… well that explains it.

She's an actress and would love to act.

Agreed! Somewhere along the line he became a republican asshole like John McCain. Remember when McCain was a regular on the Daily Show because everyone liked him?

I applied for such a job at E&A but turned it down after I realized how much work it was and how little the pay was. Also, I hate sports games.

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