Any thought he ever had while working for CC is owned by CC. It's the same for most people who work for corporations.

There's more than a few celebrities that support Donald Trump. I fully expect them to rally up a petition denouncing Hillary's emails. "She's a crook!"

Five robots that can form together to form one super robot at any time but don't until the very end, using a ridiculously effective giant sword they've had the whole time but don't use until the very end.

You can't vote for Bernie because he's not on the ballot. Government is too important to be left to the people (Brexit). It's too important to be left to corrupt politicians. It's also too important to be left to idiot megalomaniacs. Not enough people are going to unite behind Clinton thus our next president will be…

I've been hoping these white republicans die off for a long time yet…. here we are. I had a lot of former friends slightly younger than me that turned out to be republican gay bashers back during the W years; this bullshit is not dying. It's getting stronger.

Because it's chemicals, not actual biscuits and gravy.

The films do a pretty good job reducing themselves

I want to like Max Landis, he's good kid, but damn it. He's just so…. enthusiastically reckless. He couldn't think of a smarter project than Pepe Le Pew?

Didn't he already?

Ya, it's a real bummer when your "date" escapes like that.

The avclub turned in a gay porn site so slowly I didn't even notice.

I was a democrat but after reading this review I am convinced of the errors in my ways. I'm now voting for Trump.

If we replaced adults with kids I think the political situation would be much improved.

Randomly generated playthroughs (to some extent), and permanent death.

Wow, I am blown away by Key! That dude is quick and very very good. Also, that has to be the best Melania impersonator in the world. Reminds me of Tina Fey impersonating The Palin.

There is such a thing as unlawful assembly.

She'd have to pull apart rolls of fat to find that angry little vienna sausage.

So lifting and enforcing for the mob during the day and drug fueled orgies at night?

The avclub morphed into a hardcore porn site so slowly I didn't even notice.

Because if girls wrote the script there would be lots of talking and shopping and hugging. There would be no fighting; everyone would have to learn to share.