it turned out to be a payphone at a bar in Maine, and the guy was apparently a regular who’d get hammered every night and then call Senator Clinton’s office to rant violently at her.

“and saying the video of his client punching fellow student Amelia Molitor, breaking multiple bones in her face, had the potential to be “an educational tool””

I haven’t had a cigarette or any alcohol in 4 days and am thoroughly sick. I just want to make it past this fever.

From the first femtosecond after the Big Bang, when all matter was set in motion, this was always going to happen exactly the way it did. There is a deeper order behind the chaos of the universe.

I am pretty sure the statute of limitations applies to every crime except murder.

I’m sorry, and there is no polite way really to ask, but who gives a shit how you feel?

No idea who this kid is but I think her makeup looks fucking fantastic even though a 10-yr old should not be wearing so much.

Raiders fans are like Simba finding Mufasa lifeless.

Northern Europeans have been wearing fur for millennia. Did the fur trade explode after the colonization of North America and Eastern Russia? Absolutely, but fur clothing isn’t exclusively Native American.

It was a joke.

I think we have reached Peak Jlaw.

Guerrero was the best bad-pitch hitter I’ve ever seen. I could swear there were one or hits in his career that came off pitches that bounced in front of home plate.

Trump was also up against basically the worst candidate the Democrats could have put forward. No personality, decades of baggage, averse to transparency, motivates the other side against her, unwilling to change or listen to others, and spent her time running a victory lap instead of a campaign.

Here’s the stat I return to about the election:

I will concede that even during the election I was concerned with the odd nature of her campaign. One case: Minnesota. They didn’t even send anyone to Minnesota, assuming they had Minnesota in the bag. While they did win Minnesota, they came very close to not winning (1.4 point difference). When they finally did…

Wait, people from New York overlooked flyover states?

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I’m still very proud of being from Wisconsin, I’m just incandescent with rage that my fellow Wisconsinites have made such terrible political choices and that their racial tolerance was mostly a function of almost never seeing any people of color.

I used to be really proud of being from Wisconsin, but now the state just makes me depressed as hell.

Duffy is a moron. He whines about how he doesn’t get enough taxpayer money to support his eight children, but then complains about other people who get taxpayer money to help care for their families.