It’s a cold world, dress warmly.

Gotdayam! Did he survive this epic burn? They wore differently colored clothing; the bravery, the sacrifice...I’m inspired!

The fact that you apparently grew up under power lines.

Wonder who the father is.

Way to allocate the proceeds of your extremely limited prime earning years, champ.

Plenty of potential mascots at Gay 90's or The Brass Rail.

The problem wasn’t that she worked for Fox. The problem was, and is, that she’s a piece of shit.

Lol, I bet you thought that sounded cool when you wrote it.

It’s time to check his brain for CTE.

You’ll have to explain how KIRO would be liable under a NDA that it isn’t a party to.

Lol, not a fan of facts I see.

Very high bar = compulsory military service which entails taking your gun home.

“Anything anti-Israel or anti-Zionism is basically general anti-semitism”

That they didn’t sufficiently pander to the dumb fuck portion of the electorate.

I guessed right, didn’t I? You pathetic fucking sniveling pussy.

Did a woman molest you or something?

A shithead ran into a meaner shithead.

Cool. I’ll just get myself elected as the mayor of your town, then use eminent domain to take your house, then designate my own real estate company to develop the land for profit. It’ll be fine because your too fucking stupid to understand that it’s not.

Spoiler Alert: it’ll be right after your dad apologizes for renting you out to bikers for meth money.